Saturday, December 10, 2011

A 70's Life and Movies Memoir: 1979

1979 Begins

1979 began with Clint Eastwood's 'Every Which Way But Loose' still showing to sell-out crowds.  Although we didn't know it yet, the exhibitor chain with two screens in town was about to change the rules on how the new releases were picked.  In hindsight it's easy to see they were never going to allow another year like the 1977s movies 'Star Wars and 'Saturday Night Fever' to slip through their fingers again.

The rest of the movies we played early that year are nothing to brag about with the possible exception of the 'Late Great Planet Earth' which was released around this time. It was heavily advertised on t.v. and brought the Christian and curious crowd into the theater in droves. but as this is being written in May of 2011 it's interesting to compare - if I'm not mistaken - it's theme of emanate doom and gloom with what's being bandied about at the present time.

Also around this time a new employee began to work at the Flick.  His name was Ricky, a thin brown-haired fellow maybe 21 years old.  He bore a remarkable resemblance in a masculine way to Judy Garland, which was a good thing considering he was also one of of her biggest fans at the time.  The great singer and star of 'The Wizard of Oz' had passed in 1969 but back then, as I'm sure today, she had a massive following.  His big collection of memorabilia was even featured later on in one of the major tabloids.  Ricky was to figure in a big way with Pop T later on.

Behemoth.  What can one say about the strangest hanger-on of all to ever pass through the doors of the movie theater. Pop T had installed the new video games in the lobby, Pac-man I believe being the first and this is what initially brought this odd-ball-twenty-something in.  As I describe the self-named Behemoth, it is not done with any attempt at cruelty or malice.  To put it bluntly, the man looked like a Neanderthal.  He was medium height with dark hair, bushy eyebrows and a lower jaw that jutted out a good half inch or so.  His torso was the original Michelin Man and when walking the gait was reminiscent of a duck.  Joel, Ricky, Angie and I became quite fond of this outrageous misfit,that is until the times he got too insistent on his favorite subjects: The movies 'Mothra' and Behemoth'vs. whatever and of all thing, the Disney movie Pollyanna!  The boy had a serious gripe with women who wore pants and was forever pontificating on the wonder of Haley Mills and her dress in that movie.  Sometimes he would sit beside me on the seats in the lobby and bemoan his fate at never being able in life to have a girlfriend.  I truly felt sorry for him when he was in one of these moods and would do my best to point out the fact that there's somebody out there for everybody.  To little avail though.

The absolutely funniest scene the chap ever caused happened like this: During one movie, with a good twenty or so people waiting for the next show to start: Behemoth began questioning a couple a little too insistently on; yes you guessed it, whether they liked Pollyanna of not.  Sitting right beside him, in a low voice, I began singing what I remember about that old song that goes something like, 'they're coming to take me away'.  Behemoth immediately picked up on this and with his eyes being focused straight ahead, a somewhat loud alto type voice started to sing the lyrics to that song perfectly, word for word.  Now dear reader, recalling the appearance of our subject, you can imagine the reaction of the folks hanging loose when the initial surprise wore off.  I've never heard a more spontaneous outburst of rib-tickling, rip-roaring laughter in my life.  The patrons had already gotten their money's worth before even sitting down in our rocking chair theater seats.

The Summer Hits

The summer movie season took off with a bang.  It's a peculiarly interesting fact that of the top ten films that year, The Flick got the two at the top that year and the couple of screen big exhibitors showed the other eight.  Rocky Two was every bit as engaging and successful as it's predecessor.  This time of course Rocky wins, but how could it have been any other way?  Didn't matter to the viewers and either it or Kramer vs. Kramer was out biggest hit of the year.  The franchise and sequels had been successfully launched although we were never to see another one.  Perhaps this was sop to Pop T for the eight top ten movies they got that year.  I'm not sure in what fashion the changes were made in the way new releases were picked nut they hadn't figured out thing completely yet and there were still many great movies ahead.

The second big feature that summer was a wonderful film called 'The Main Event'.  It starred of course Streisand and Ryan O'Neal in a plot that had something to do with Barbara managing Ryan for a boxing match.  I don't really remember- except for certain scenes- exactly what the rest was about other than it was fun and did very good business.  Another one was 'Wanda Nevade' with a young teenage Brooke Shields and Peter Fonda which was entertaining.

The previous fall I finally met a girl who for a year and a half, became sort of a part time girlfriend.  Her name was Teresa.  She was lithe, with long light brown hair and an outgoing personality.  To put the situation plainly, Teresa fell in love while I, though very fond of her, just wasn't ready to commit myself completely to her.  It didn't help any that the girl had some off ways: for example, she absolutely refused to wear shoes unless there was no way around it and make-up wasn't in her vocabulary.  Not that she wasn't an attractive woman, it's just that at the time I wanted a woman, not a tom-boy.  We ha 'd many good times however in our year and a half, having free passes to the competitors shows-one of them was being scared to death watching that creature pop out of the space traveler in 'The Alien'.  Two or three years after our last good-bye, I heard Teresa had become a 'Deadhead'.  It's m;y fervent wish life treated her kindly and any heart breaks that were caused on my part (I never told her I loved her) were to be payed back in full before three years were out.

The End of the 70's

In November of the year the Iranian hostage crisis began.  Because of the college in town there were many male Iranian students around.  Most of them became surly and began keeping to themselves but one fellow working behind the counter of a 7-eleven learned a hard lesson about southern manhood one night.  As I was up at the checkout counter, I asked how how he felt about the situation and this was his reply.  "I think it's a good thing", I retorted, "Then why don't you go back." His second reply in a nasty manner was to be his last: "Because I want to stay and s***w every single American girl I can."  The words had no more left his mouth than a huge fist shot over my left shoulder from behind and landed flush in the center of his face.  Immediately leaving, I notice his legs jerking in spasms as he lay knocked out on the floor.

The last film of the 70's for us, was also amazingly the top box office motion picture of the year in the U.S. considering the subject matter.  Kramer vs. Kramer was about divorce and a child caught in-between, starring Dustin Hoffman and Meryl Streep in some riveting performances.  It was quite engaging and as word of mouth spread it went on to do great box-office.  The film did over 106,000,000 dollars in America alone and swept the Oscars the next year.  Hope to see you in the new decade for the final years of the Flick.


  1. Alastar,

    So glad I found your blog!

    Your accounts have me grinning!

    I remember a bit about the 70s. Stacked shoes. Short dresses with matching undies, feathered bangs and disco!

    But, I admit to having a whole lot more fun with the 80s, lol!

    I'll be reading everything you post and spreading the word that this is here!


  2. Alastar,

    I hope the Iranian lost his teeth from the punch and took a concussion when he hit the floor. See? A guy like that needs to go on just one date with a Kentucky girl in heels and a sweet smile. If we can't change his attitude, then our 30 uncles and 100 cousins can. What an epic display of a waste of good American air!

    Now I have to find out who this vampire clown is ...

    Clowns (other than the Shriners' clowns) tend to give me the creeps, but vampires are always intriguing, lol.


  3. Hi Angelia! Still trying to navigate the blog. How come it shows just one member on this one? And the background is different. Oh my. Haha! Learn it one of these days. Hey, if your spreading the word then that means I'll have to start editing and expanding with the uncensored versions..Lol. The Iranian guy, oh he got what he deserved with that nasty comment. His legs were jerking with heavy duty spasms. That one who wanted to stay I really feel sorry for though. You know alot of those young men went back to the Iraqi war and its human wave attacks. Vampire Clown! Angelia you don't want to know him, he was harmless but a real case running around his neighborhood at night in Dracula cape and fake fangs. No kid at 30 or so either. Thanks my lady, hope you had a great New Years, gonna try to figure out your other info in a bit.

  4. How does one respond to so much action of the 70's-Personal and in the movies? LOL Great to see your blog my friend and I'll continue to read more as time allows. Good job laying that guy out at the 7-11. I bet he shut his mouth up after that. I just love your format of writing. The years, movies and what you were up to. I'm a big fan! See you here again soon.

  5. Dang, Alastar... I love the way they do business in your neck of the woods... I guess that fella wasn't F!@#$%ing too many American gals that night!

    1979...ah, the year I started college... "Every Which Way But Loose"... good times and good memories in this blog! Hugs, Maria

  6. Hi Alastar,

    I remember most of these movies but to be honest I don't remember much else about the 70's. There is a big hole in my memory of that era.
    Nice to find you here on blogger.


  7. Oh my, Alastars been a bad boy in neglecting the blog here. Thank you Linda, mcjmusings - Nurse Mar! and hello Michael! Where have you been on the site my friend? Hope all the shenanigans ie changes, haven't discouraged. It appears a dozen folks have dropped off following here and i don't blame them one little bit. But, a new determination to fix this blog up and attend to it as it should be is the watchword henceforth! Big hole in your 70s memory, eh Michael, ha ha, can only say its a wonder the same doesn't hold true here my friend. Thank you for coming by and AP will be by for a visit soon!